01 April 2011

Does size matters? (NSFW)

I have taken a break for few months but I did not forget about the challenge so here I am resuming my top ten list for "does size matters?"

This one is definitely a challenge. How the fuck am I supposed to list 10 of... whatever the fuck he was referring to which I'm gonna assumed is men's penis. After some thorough thinking I have decided to not make any list. Instead I am going to answer the question from my point of view (bear in mind that I am a virgin and have never seen a man's analog stick (except that of shouta) in real life). I am going to base my answer on general knowledge and my understanding.

To me personally, it won't matter much since the only analog stick I'm gonna see for the rest of my life is that of my husband's so there is no way for me to make a comparison. I guess I just have to be satisfied with whatever package that I got.

*chuckles* damn, writing this is fun. And funny.

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It's not about the physical equipment anyway. As long as it's not under 4.0 inches erect, it's all good in my book. Besides, it's all depends on how you put it into practice. If the method of delivery is beyond satisfaction, then there's no reason for complains, right? Instead I will sing praises all night long. I promise.

Skill > Size.

Sex positions aren't just for shows.

Just because you are tall, doesn't mean you will be a good basketball player. Get it?

But of course, some women disagree with me and they are speaking from experiences. Who am I to argue. Also, logically speaking, size does matters. You can't ask elephant to drive an elk.

39 comments:

I'm sure size is a factor, but like you said I doubt it is anywhere as important as technique. I can't tell you how many guys I know that are clueless at giving their girl a good time. :P

i will get my whip and shit ready for kinky time. just to make sure XD

Haha. I agree its not about the size so much. I mean if you have a decently sized tool then its more about how you do the work. If you're stuck with a 4.0 (man do I feel sorry for you) then you're pretty much SOL and have to rely on your charm and finger/tongue strength. There is a lot more to it than just position though. The endurance of a man before he peaks is a tough aspect. Some guys who may have decently sized packages and are wicked sensitive wont last long at all and no matter what position, if he doesn't last, then there is no fun for you. But ladies look up, there are stores that sell toys ie. strap-ons and vibrators and dildos, that have more endurance than you. So if you can't find a man who's good enough, you can always turn to help.

If you are talking about Skills, that is proportional to experience.

I don't know what to put here.....I guess I'll just mention that sex for hours is something I'm good at, although maybe I just have a lot of drunkin sex.

Speaking of size, I'd say it matters. If a vagina is too big then it's going to feel like fucking a hallway, but if it's too small, your penis might not fit.

The good news is that woman have two holes, and they really really like anal sex. All of them. They love it. I'm clearly making this paragraph up.

Size doesn't matter, but I'm safe just in case it ever does.

Ok..... I could honestly write a book about this topic but I will try to sum it up in 2 short sections:

1. Before I Came Out of the Closet:

I am well endowed (Glo can back me up on this... he's not gay, I just have been known to whip it out at parties... well i did that twice). However, I think that it is more of a curse than a blessing when dealing with women. Yes it is always fun to see the look on their faces when they first see it, BUT during sex... not fun. I had sex with a lot of girls before I came out and there was only 1 who did not ask me to stop because it hurt. And with 1 night stands ITS FUCKING ANNOYING. I have skill, but only was able to showcase it when i was in a relationship with a girl... so for sex with women id say 6-7 inches is perfect. Plus women do not REALLY care how big it is, as long as you can make them cum.

2. After I came out of the Closet:

Now, with men this is a whole other story. Men care. However, as long as its not small its not a big deal. So far I have been bigger than every guy I have fooled around with and THANK GOD. It's not because I am competitive (which I REALLY am) but if someone was my size (8.5-9 inches) or larger I simply could not have sex with them.... that would hurt SO BAD. I actually don't mind small cocks because they don't hurt AT ALL. However, my preference is somewhere between 5-6.5 inches because its thePERFECT size to stimulate the male G-spot AND it does not hurt.

I could write soooooo much more but I will stop. I have too much knowledge on this subject.

"i will get my whip and shit ready for kinky time. just to make sure XD"

I'm okay with this. :3

I don't do toys, Stu. Never have the need to use them (yet) anyway. Here's a question though. Does woman usually cum first or the other way around? I always thought women are more sensitive thus usually cum first or is it depends on the person?

@LEon, I guess I can't marry a virgin then :P

@Glo, it has been scientifically proven that woman's vagina is adaptable to any size of penis. If you haven't had babies, it is only 3 inches long and can be stretch to 4 inches (give and take). In actuality, the length doesn't matter much. It's the width. Besides, all the sensitive parts are at the opening so you don't need to be super size to satisfy your partner. As for the anal... well...

I would be very surprised if you are subpar in term of size, Baka-Raptor. After all, you are a Raptor.

I want to see it Oballer, just for future reference LMAO. Kidding. But I kinda understand what you were saying. I am still unsure why people (both men and women) in novel/fanfic/whatev always so impressed with the men's super size. So I assumed bigger must be better. Reading what you wrote however, kinda put things into perspective. It does make sense that it would hurt more, especially if you are a virgin or like anal sex. Thank you for being so candid *hugs*

@Anima, I thought you are married? If you are not then I'm down XD

Lets orgy guys. LMAO

@Klux- Ahaha, no. Not married yet. I... happen to still be a virgin as well. :P

As much as I hate to bring up my experiences with Ms. Clark (dark times indeed), she's mentioned that sometimes it's more the width of the member that matters since too long would leave a bunch of the shaft uncovered and it's proven that men are more sensitive at the tip, thus making him climax faster than you. Plus, she liked the idea of her kitty getting spread, but that's her and she's pretty messed up. According to her, mine was pretty above average when it came to wideness but average when it came to length.
So um, yeah...that's more than I wanted to say...much more...Just hope your husband is everything you wanted below the belt. ^_~

I wouldn't really comment on this issue, because what i have to say about this reveals the size of my machinery.

"It doesn't matter the size of the wand but the magic it does" ;)

Just kidding, Brazilian Caucasian Males like me, have an average of 5.7” according to this site:
http://www.linkgay.org/articles/article-27.html

I never measured it but i believe in what a true scientific research has to say.

You shouldn't worry about size too, but about the experience one have towards using its own toy to give you pleasure, and by toy, i can also mean not only the magic wand, but also, the magic fingers and the magic tongue

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oh my, you need to have sex ASAP. You can't possibly know how magnificient are the pleasures of the flesh you're missing in this exact moment.

Hooray! Another season of Working!! was announced today!

Just thought you'd like that, as I do.

And yes, oballer has a large penis, which I referred to as a "greasy hair snake" (no homo) because that's what it looked like. I almost threw up, but luckily I took a glimpse of my own penis, and just started laughing.

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You know, because I felt good knowing that my penis was normal sized/slightly above average/big enough to use and not be considered a pussy. I mean, really my penis is fine I'm not concerned are you concerned because I'm not. It's totally good sized it's not small I never said it was small.

Because it's not it's totally fine.

Totally really. Reality real really real reality real.

Real.

...

What the fuck just happened here?

PS: I kinda want to be like that guy in that picture is that weird? Answer: No.

u sound like panty :'D

People with small dicks tend to try harder but it's always going to be an uphill battle.

The biggest advantage of a big member is the pychological boost the guy gets. It's also good for getting girls excited which is half the battle...

Bigger is generally better unless your a two pump chump >:)

When Valence said you are the eldest in the team, I have an image of a balding guy in his 40's, Anima. LOL *facepalm* but anyway, we should elope ;)

@Chester, wait... you and Jess... did it? O_o I didn't know this. Or was it virtual stuff? And I believe she's right. Girth is more important than length. i bet it would be frustrating and humiliating if man ended up cumming first. My question now, how long does a man take to get his manhood up and running again?

What's with me and all these questions? *facepalm* but I demand an answer!

Thi, before I can have sex, I need to find a husband first. Easier said then done. Perhaps I should just say YES to the proposal this time and get it done and over with... but I can't. Damn me and my taste in men >_<

That new season of Working better not be one of your (not funny) April's Fool tricks, Glo. Also, you don't have to convince me. I believe you have a great analog stick. If only it fits my nut. (If you know what anime i was referring to, you're a genius my husbando).

PS: Needless to say, I want to be like that girl in that picture. Is that weird? Answer: No.

Mr. Anon 1, how exactly did I sound like Panty? You know what? I tend to take this kind of comments as compliment. LOL and thanks XD
I guess talking about penis kinda reminded you of her. After all, she's the town's bicycle.

Mr. Anon 2, exactly. It's all in their head. All men's need is confidence but below average men might need just a tad more than just confidence. I feel sorry for them =\

Oh god no. Life would end for me if I actually did it with her (or anyone else who isn't my nonexistent wife for that matter). It was that we just got to talking about body insecurities and I brought my own insecurities to her, and she reassured me that the measurements I took were perfectly average...except the width. =P
And erm, never actually having tested the time of refractory period (you expect me to go on a marathon without dying of shame and guilt?) I would say maybe an hour? I've heard some guys take 20 minutes but then we can't all be living in hentai fantasies. XD

It's no April Fool's joke. From what I can tell it's the real deal.

My April Fools jokes were awesome.

I recognize the analog stick nut but I can't remember the anime.

@Glo: Im not concerned about you being concerned unless you are concerned about me being concerned about your conern. Are you? I'm not concerned.

@Klux: First of all.... you need to have sex, I dont know how it feels for women, but its fucking awesome. SECOND.... be careful what you wish for.... I have been know to take the occasional picture.

This has been one of the best posts to comment on ever.

@ oballer:

hahahahhahahaa YES. That's kind of what I was going for there. Actually I was going for a Michael Cera kind of thing. My dick is perfect and I've literally been called a God for my finger game, which I am proud of.

@ kluxWHOREious: I changed your name because in order to write a post like this, you MUST be a dirty one who's gotten around.

That being said, I think it's admirable that you're waiting for marriage. Clearly you are not actually a whore and I say keep it up. I feel like if you wait for marriage, you'll never really be disappointed when it comes to sex. And I base this on absolutely nothing.

I hope that name wasn't too mean. I debated not typing it for a while, but I'm an asshole, so I felt like I had to do it.

It's hard to believe that you are still a virgin Chester. Then again, some of you might say the same thing to me. *shrugs*

@Glo, I think that name was hilarious. Nice word play there. And thank you. If there's one thing that I am so determined about, it's being a virgin for my wedding night. It's not like I'm not tempted but considering the number of bf over the years, I think I made the right decision.

Thanks for tempting me, Oballer to (a) have sex and (b) get that picture of yours. LMAO

This kind of post is educational, don't you think?

damn lol I guess I'll have to continue to be a nice guy or become super rich lol j/k. i always think it's funny now a days, sorry babe i was born with it. it's not going to change. I'm obviously below average, high school was a BITCH. i dunno you get over that pretty quick once you hit real life. i'm not so much of a man whore, i don't actively go out looking for tail. anyways that's just my thoughts as a person that has a lesser endowment.

if you can perform splendidly then it shouldn't be a problem. Right Mitch?

Are you serious? None of my replies/answers posted from my phone. Grrr, might have to stick it in a blender. But they were so good but I dont remember what i said. >:(

i guess lol usually after they see my .. they don't seem to call back or anything.. women can be as conceded as men.

this is sadly true

As kluxorious said, it's not so much the length as it is the width. Technique is obviously important too. The better you know your partner, the more you will satisy him/her.

no one night stand then.

I, like you, am just waiting for that special night with that special someone...I just haven't met and wed her yet. ^~^

You sure about that? You seems too horny. Holding that urge might be a tad unhealthy for you :P

To answer your core question first - YES. Size does matter. But size refers to length and girth. Lengthwise, I'd say anything just below and around 6 inches should be good. Anything that long will have reasonable girth.

Whether or not you'll be filled up completely is not just a matter of size, but actually it has a lot to do with you as well! This'll be pretty long and hard to explain, especially through a comment...

Basically, how tight your vagina is depends on your level of arousal. For example, if you were feeling the least bit horny and weren't picturing anything arousing, and try to play with yourself, then it will feel extra-sensitive. Sometimes it will even hurt. It will be ultra-tight inside as well. However, once you're completely in the mood, it starts to losen up and open wider, allowing entrants. That's why foreplay and a bit of oral always helps - it's why women like to "get wet".

And how to achieve that full arousal is a whole another story. God, I wish I had this kind of sex education in school. All they taught us was "Use a condom." Thank god for some people who enlightened me and helped me out ^^

oh? that is interesting indeed and you're the first one who said anything about foreplay. As I am a virgin as virgin can be, I have no clue about the tightness of vajayjay or whatsoever. I always thought that it gets tighter as you get hornier. Also, don't men like it tight? That's why they go for the butt XD

I should write another post about arousal now. LOL

Vagina = Pussy = The place where the penis goes = Hell yeah!

Foreplay doesn't refer to just kissing and talking oeoey-gooey stuff before getting down - it refers to everything before the guy puts his dick in. If he just directly does that, it will hurt. That's why it needs to get passionate and romantic or whatever the hell it is that gets you real horny. Same the other way around - please his little fantasies. And then, your night will be extra special ^^

heh thanks for the sex education ^_^

lol klux, I'm all kinda of oblivious but you make me look like a sex pro. This challenge is absurdly awesome though. just discovering it now. Look, you know you can only win the internet once right? we don't have any others to give you.

don't know if they ever answered your question about male recovery times, but it varies(mostly with age). If I haven't orgasmed in a couple days and I'm horny enough I pretty much don't have a down time. ;) - Rogue

Ahhhh I remember this post! Oballer was gay back then huh? That didn't last long...

Oh wow, you are the least expected person to be on discussion Rogue but heh glad that you joined in!

Ah damn, what happened to Oballer? He's more fun when he's gay

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